Uhm...

So I was surfing the internet today and out of curiosity I searched my own name. (Who hasn't done that right?!) What I found really freaked me out. Some guy named 'Algernon' was posting on his blog that we are really close friends and that he is my only friend. He also says that I was hit by a car and that I broke my back and my legs. Uhm, I have never been hit by a car or broken a bone. I do not know why he would say that because we don't even know each other. Another weird thing that he said was that my favorite snack was Oreos. Oreos disgust me so much because the white filling in between (which was the only thing that I liked) is made out of pic fat and when I found that out, I swore to myself that I would never eat one of them again.