This guy is creeping me out

So this guy Algernon just posted another thing about me. He said that I have Dengue Fever and that I got it by traveling to Sri Lanka this past week. Where even is that?! I am afraid of planes so I would never even think about going there.
I think Algernon is just using me as an excuse for not going to hang out with his family because it seems like every time he gets invited to go and hang out with his family, "I" am hurt. But I still have no idea how he got my name because I am positive that there are millions of other names out there in the world for him to choose from. Well anyways, I think I am going to comment on his blog and play along with his story because I understand his situation, my family is annoying too and sometimes I wish I had someone who would help me get out of hanging out with them.

Uhm...

So I was surfing the internet today and out of curiosity I searched my own name. (Who hasn't done that right?!) What I found really freaked me out. Some guy named 'Algernon' was posting on his blog that we are really close friends and that he is my only friend. He also says that I was hit by a car and that I broke my back and my legs. Uhm, I have never been hit by a car or broken a bone. I do not know why he would say that because we don't even know each other. Another weird thing that he said was that my favorite snack was Oreos. Oreos disgust me so much because the white filling in between (which was the only thing that I liked) is made out of pic fat and when I found that out, I swore to myself that I would never eat one of them again.